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tomlinsarse
tomlinsarse
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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d0pe-sauce
d0pe-sauce
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: d0pe-sauce, via thebreadthatgavemehope)
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louandhisboo
louandhisboo
I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization
- : *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
- : *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
- Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
- : *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
- Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
- Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
- Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
- Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
- Head of Management: *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
- Head of Management: Call in the beard.
